( HEY YOU )

I went tanning while wearing metallic lipstick and this is what I looked like:

Then I went again next weekend...big mistake:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

stop writing: Baby all I want for Christmas is youu ♥

in your profile, away message, myspace, facebook, livejournal, blurty, greatest journal, blogger, xanga, etc...IT IS ANNOYING!  It is not cool, especially when EVERYONE does it. 

Ok, I'll admit, I once liked that song sorta, back in the day, but it has gotten so annoying and you and your friends putting it in your profile and stuff just hightens this annoyingness. 

I doubt that someone is reading your profile and thinking "YOU WANT ME FOR CHRISTMAS?  I'll gladly give you myself for a present, because I am a material item, of course, I can be given as a present, I guess."

I mean sure, you like to decorate your profile to go along with this festive time, that's great.  I myself have a countdown to how many days left till Hannukah and Christmas start.  But be more creative, alright?  I mean, there's nothing wrong with quoting the Christmas song classics, I admire those who put lyrics to "White Christmas," songs from the William Hung Christmas Album, "Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer," "Deck the Halls," &etc in their profile much more than one who puts lyrics to "Baby all I want for Christmas is you" in theirs.  Or I don't know, maybe fashion your profile in the colors of your holiday.  I think a Kwanzaa-colored profile is pretty nice. 

I'll admit first that I don't have the most creative profile in the world because I am a lazy bum, but I don't put the same damn lyric as everyone else in mine...huh?  HUH?!

So just realize that having that in your profile makes you a complete idiot in my book.